MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
why does this have so many notes I am so angry
We got Mally’s hair cut a few days ago, and she requested it be “really very short” so I can “put sour cream in it and it can be spiky!”. Again, the hairdresser was reluctant to give her what she asked for, and Mally was talked around to a longer (but still very cute) ‘do.
This afternoon she asked me if I could make her hair purple again, and as I was spraying it she started styling it up. I asked if she wanted help and she accepted, and together we created this.
"I’m a punk rocker, mummy!" she exclaimed with glee as she jumped around in front of the mirror.
And of course no rock chic look is complete without badly applied black and red eye shadow.. Malorie has the look down pat.
when people call a dad looking after his own kid “babysitting”
lmao, the professor for my gender and sexuality class brought this up last semester when we were talking about gender roles
she said her husband was like “do I have to babysit tonight?” and her response was “do you mean do you have watch the kids that you helped make?”
Reasons I Shouldn’t Own a Cardboard Cut-Out of Captain Ameria, Part 2